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	<description>I write about real and imagined awkward characters.</description>
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		<title>My Son Solves My Artistic Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 14:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a conversation I had with my son (7 years old) last night. He was looking at the proof copy “Foodies Rush In”. &#160; SON: Ma. Ma! So…are you famous? ME: Famous? No. Why? SON: But you have books, &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/18/my-son-solves-my-artistic-problems/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What Happens When I Start A Shake Diet AKA How I Ended Up Dancing Naked In My Backyard</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blah blah blah I’m trying to lose weight blah blah blah. I’ve been trying to lose weight for about two years. It’s stupid. It’s my own fault, but I can say that being extremely busy—it’s just hard to focus on &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/16/what-happens-when-i-start-a-shake-diet-aka-how-i-ended-up-dancing-naked-in-my-backyard/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>My Conversation With The Bad Ass Russian Pedicurist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 23:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am trying to look at my next couple of months without work not as a time of unemployment, but as an ‘opportunity to focus on my health and my writing’. It’s the Zen way to keep myself from freaking &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/14/my-conversation-with-the-bad-ass-russian-pedicurist/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Kids Are Probably Not Ready For Comedy Central Yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 20:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week we were sitting at the table with the kids. I’m pretty sure we eating as it seems to be the only time we can get the kids to sit with us, and then only for a few minutes. &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/12/the-kids-are-probably-not-ready-for-comedy-central-yet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Summer Reading ORGY! Okay. I said that to get your attention.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 11:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided not to teach this summer, so I could narrate full time. And…uh…well…it looks like I’ll have some extra time to write and read. Yay! (Fingers crossed that I get some more narration gigs soon.) So I’m kicking off &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/11/summer-reading-orgy-okay-i-said-that-to-get-your-attention/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Coming Soon&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 11:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m narrating all week, so I won&#8217;t be able to write as much as I&#8217;d like to. Never fear though! The blog will return shortly with my &#8220;Slow Down and Read&#8221; summer 2012 campaign, as well as what happens when &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/07/coming-soon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What a difference a week (and a bottle of wine) makes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 13:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have noticed that I took a few days off from the blog. If you follow me on Facebook you’ll know that after the horrendous conference experience where I felt whipped and pummeled (but not in an erotic SM &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/05/05/what-a-difference-a-week-and-a-bottle-of-wine-makes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Well. That Sucked.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had high hopes for the Spring Fling Conference, but it was also a last ditch effort. I’m sure this attitude played into the Perfect Maelstrom that Saturday became. &#160; I was tired to begin with. It was a long &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/04/29/well-that-sucked/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>On the Spring Fling Conference, Erotica, and Being Awkward</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off I should say that I love conferences. I love conferences the way that I love gift baskets. You get all these little surprises and trinkets. Except a conference isn’t wrapped in cellophane….although….after attending a workshop called Erotica For &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/04/28/on-the-spring-fling-conference-erotica-and-being-awkward/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>So I decided to see what I look like upside down&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m not exactly sure WHY it occurred to me that I should see what I looked like upside down. I was taking a shower and I sorta just wondered I wonder what I’d look like upside down. Maybe because on &#8230; <a href="http://tanyaeby.com/blog/2012/04/25/so-i-decided-to-see-what-i-look-like-upside-down/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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