Order Tanya’s Books! Each $10! Perfect for presents.
Tanya Eby is having a BLOWOUT!! Er….Actually, Tanya is having a sale. The term ‘blowout’ makes her feel awkward and embarrassed.
So. Tanya Eby is having a SALE. It’s time to stock up! Tanya is selling the books she didn’t sell at the book fair. That means HUGE discounts. If you come to this site, you probably already have her books.
ALL BOOKS ARE $10.00!!!
Here’s a thought: Buy a book for a friend. Tanya will even inscribe the books with whatever you want her to say. (Except, you know, Tanya Gives You Her Soul, or Tanya Appoints You As Her Heir.)
| Easy Does It | $10 + $3 shipping |
| Blunder Woman | |
| Pepper Wellington & The Case of the Missing Sausage | |
| Blunder Deal (All Three Books!!!) | |
Amy Wellington is about to get married and she couldn’t be more miserable. Sure, she loves Peter Johnson, but the problem is her mother, Pepper. Amy hasn’t spoken to her in over a decade and for good reason: her mother is cursed with being interesting. Take for instance, Amy’s real name: Sausage. She blames her mother entirely.
The wedding will take place at the beautiful Leelanau Lodge, a secluded spot in northern Michigan. When Peter convinces Amy to invite her mother, Amy knows there’s going to be trouble. But how could she know the trouble will involve her first love, the sexy Graham, a series of murders, and excellent lentil soup?
In “Pepper Wellington and the Case of the Missing Sausage” there’s murder and sex, but not at the same time. There is also a string of questions. Will Amy finally live her life authentically? Will she choose a grey life with Peter, or a colorful one with Graham? How many people will end up dead? And most importantly…what kind of mother would name her daughter Sausage?
Regularly $12.95…now just $10.00.
BLUNDER WOMAN is funny, awkward, and a quick read. Unfortunately, BLUNDER WOMAN is not made of chocolate.
Chloe Knaggs is a bit of a nerd, a bit of a klutz, and all Blunder Woman, especially when it comes to love. Take the love of her life Matt M.—or as she calls him—Mmm. He’s her consummate unboyfriend, meaning, they have all the intimacy of a dating couple without any of the intimacy.
Confused? So is Chloe.
When Matt decides to elope with the very beautiful, svelte Amber, Chloe goes a little bit crazy and takes her hippy mom and best friend Megan right along with her. “Blunder Woman” is a hilarious romp with bright characters through a series of misadventures including a derby party gone horribly wrong, a night of drinking Flaming Turtles, and a fundraising event where the biggest blunder of all occurs. “Blunder Woman” is funny, fresh, and above all real…in a truly awkward way.
Regularly $14.95….now just $10.00.
Julie Mills is heartbroken when her rock star wannabe boyfriend Ronny dumps her. With encouragement from her best friend Eve, Julie decides to post an Internet ad to attract a date. After a few too many sips of wine, Julie posts an ad entitled: “Easy Lady Requests Guy with Two Socks”. Easy Lady meets Dan the Man at an Italian restaurant. It is far from the night Julie expects, and not just because it involves an eye patch and an argyle sock. When Ronny comes back from the road a ‘changed man’, Julie must decide if she wants the man she says she loves, or the man she just might.
Regularly $12.99…now just $10.00.
Tanya, you crack me up! I look forward to seeing how this all rolls out..
Awesome site!
Your site is bookmarked and I’m looking forward to making it part of my “mood lift” every day!
Tanya, I finally got the time to read it and am addicted! I read the first 39 chapters in one sitting, I just couldn’t stop!! Keep it up!!
Cool blog name.
Renee
Tanya,
Came across your site a few weeks back and have coming back to catch up on your life and stories on a regular basis. Your writing is so natural and very readable. I only wish I had your knack. It puts a smile on my face and your humor helps me through the day.
Keep it up. Just ordered some of your books from Amazon and look forward to receiving them.
Charlie
FYI Denmark
That’s awesome, Soren! Thanks for checking me out. (That doesn’t sound right. I mean thanks for checking out my writing.)
What kind of mother WOULD name her daughter Sausage? Now I’m curious…:P
I assure you, it’s all explained in the book. And if that isn’t a shameless book plug, I don’t know what is.
congratulations! http://www.hallmark.com/PickUp/PickUpPage?a=EG11999988834869M569695586Y&product_id
and for this very special occasion, i got help with the math question.
Hey Tanya, as you already know, I loved “Blunder Woman” and wanted to get it for my sister, as she is currently in the hospital and wants to read it. She has a Nook but is having trouble getting your book. Is there a specific Nook version or what should she download?
Hey, Diana. So sorry to hear your sis is in the hospital, but touched you want to get her my book. I checked B&N and it is listed as being available for the Nook. You can also gift it to someone. http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blunder-woman-tanya-eby/1029827163?ean=2940043339522&itm=1&usri=blunder+woman+by+tanya+eby . I’d say try that first, otherwise if you go to http://www.champagnebooks.com you can also find it in a variety of downloads. Thanks again!